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Vitalstatistix

Chief Vitalstatistix is the proud and charismatic leader of the indomitable Gaulish village in the Asterix series. Stout, mustachioed, and often carried around on a large shield by two bearers, he symbolizes strength, dignity, and tradition. Though his position commands respect, Vitalstatistix is approachable, enjoying feasts and camaraderie with his villagers.

He is fiercely loyal to his people and stands as a bulwark against Roman occupation. While brave and confident, he has one irrational fear — that the sky may fall on his head, though he adds with typical optimism, “but that will never happen.” Vitalstatistix often acts as a wise mediator, balancing the fiery personalities of his villagers. His role as chief exemplifies the Gaulish spirit of defiance and unity, making him a respected and beloved figure in the village.

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Résumé

  • First appearance:

    Asterix the Gaul

  • Original French name:

    Abraracourcix

  • Meaning:

    Vitalstatistix is a clever pun in English, derived from “vital statistics,” which refers to important numerical data, often related to health or demographics. The name humorously fits the chief’s rotund and imposing figure while also hinting at his essential role as the village leader. In French, he is called Abraracourcix, a name derived from the phrase “à bras raccourcis,” which translates to “with shortened arms,” a French expression meaning to fight fiercely. This name emphasizes his readiness for battle and his strong-willed leadership. In Dutch, he was first known by his French name, but in the newer translations he is now called Heroïx, a name clearly inspired by “heroic,” reflecting his brave and noble character as the chief of the indomitable Gauls. The name captures his role as a courageous leader who stands firm against Roman threats.

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